4 road signs which stands in front of a woman’s vagina….
2.Drive carefully-road wet n slippery.
4.Men at work
Love is a gamble,
Sex is a game,
Boyz do the thing
Girls get the blame,
1 night in pleasure
9 months of pain
1 day in hospital and
a junior needs a name
A cute Nurse came for the interview..
Dr: What salary YOU expect?
Dr was overjoyed & said: My Pleasure.
Nurse: With pleasure it’s 25,000
2 men went 2 a call girl.
1st went in and came out n said
“Na my wife is better.”
2nd went in and came out n said
“U R right ur wife is much better.
Girl:It’s too tight
Boy: Don’t worry; I’ll do it slowly,
Gal: Push it in,
Gal: It’s painful,
We’ll buy new WEDDING RING
Best T-Shirt Quote Of The Year 2011
I Don’t Need Sex… My Tensions Fucks Me Everyday 🙂
Q: Who is senior,
PENIS or VAGINA.
b’cos PENIS always stands up when he sees a VAGINA..So respect the seniors!