4 road signs which stands in front of a woman’s vagina….

4 road signs which stands in front of a woman’s vagina….
1.Caution-dark tunnel
2.Drive carefully-road wet n slippery.
3.Go slow.
4.Men at work


Love is a gamble, Sex is a game…..

Love is a gamble,
Sex is a game,
Boyz do the thing
Girls get the blame,
1 night in pleasure
9 months of pain
1 day in hospital and
a junior needs a name


A cute Nurse came for the interview.. Dr: What salary…

A cute Nurse came for the interview..
Dr: What salary YOU expect?
Nurse: Rs.10,000.
Dr was overjoyed & said: My Pleasure.
Nurse: With pleasure it’s 25,000


2 men went 2 a call girl.1st went in ….

2 men went 2 a call girl.
1st went in and came out n said
“Na my wife is better.”
2nd went in and came out n said
“U R right ur wife is much better.


Girl:It’s too tight Boy Don’t worry…

Girl:It’s too tight
Boy: Don’t worry; I’ll do it slowly,
Gal: Push it in,
Boy:Ah..I can’t,
Gal: It’s painful,
Boy:Forget it.
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We’ll buy new WEDDING RING


Best T-Shirt Quote Of The Year 2011

Best T-Shirt Quote Of The Year 2011

I Don’t Need Sex… My Tensions Fucks Me Everyday 🙂


Who is senior, PENIS or VAGINA…..

Q: Who is senior,
PENIS or VAGINA.

Ans:VAGINA
b’cos PENIS always stands up when he sees a VAGINA..So respect the seniors!



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