What is 6″ inch long…..

Boy:what is that u keep in ur mouth
which is 6″ long
and move it in and out
and wait for a white substance to come out?

Girl: y do u ask such question to me.
i cant tell such words

Boy:dont worry its tooth brush.


Best Business In The World Two Prostitutes

Best Business In The World…

Two Prostitutes Were Talking
1st: “We Are In The Best Business In The World.
2nd: “How’s That?”
1st: “We Have It We Sell It & We Still Have It.


A young girl after her honeymoon came fully exhausted….

A young girl after her honeymoon
came fully exhausted and tired,

When her friends asked her what happened?

She replied :
When this 70 year old bastard told me
he has saved a lot from last 50 years,

I thought It was MONEY


4 MEN IN A PRISON CELL A RAPIST…..

4 MEN IN A PRISON CELL,
A RAPIST
A MURDERER
A PSYCO
&GAY.
RAPIST SAYS, “IF THERE WAS A CAT HERE I’D FUCK IT TILL IT DIE”

THE MURDERER SAYS “ONCE YOUR DONE WITH IT, I’D TORTURE IT TO DEATH”

THE PSYCO “OH YEAH & ONCE IT’S DEAD I’D FUCK IT TILL I DIE”

THE GAY IN THE CORNER VERY SOFTLY SAYS..

MEOW :d


I want to suck you

I want to suck you
lick you
wanna move my tongue all over you
wanna feel you in my mouth
yep, that’s how you
eat an ice cream! 🙂


A GIRL Puts Her Fingers Near HOTEL MANAGER’S Lips.

A GIRL Puts Her Fingers Near HOTEL MANAGER’S Lips.
MANAGER Kisses n sucks Each Finger….
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.
.
.
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GIRL: Tell Ur BOSS There Is No Tissue Paper In ur TOILET


Always start your day with a lot of… S E X

Always start your day with a lot of… S E X
S – SMILE
E – ENERGY
X – XCITEMENT
so make S E X a daily habit, and youll always B SUCC SEX FUL! in LIFE.



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