Boy:what is that u keep in ur mouth
which is 6″ long
and move it in and out
and wait for a white substance to come out?
Girl: y do u ask such question to me.
i cant tell such words
Boy:dont worry its tooth brush.
Best Business In The World…
Two Prostitutes Were Talking
1st: “We Are In The Best Business In The World.
2nd: “How’s That?”
1st: “We Have It We Sell It & We Still Have It.
A young girl after her honeymoon
came fully exhausted and tired,
When her friends asked her what happened?
She replied :
When this 70 year old bastard told me
he has saved a lot from last 50 years,
I thought It was MONEY
4 MEN IN A PRISON CELL,
RAPIST SAYS, “IF THERE WAS A CAT HERE I’D FUCK IT TILL IT DIE”
THE MURDERER SAYS “ONCE YOUR DONE WITH IT, I’D TORTURE IT TO DEATH”
THE PSYCO “OH YEAH & ONCE IT’S DEAD I’D FUCK IT TILL I DIE”
THE GAY IN THE CORNER VERY SOFTLY SAYS..
I want to suck you
wanna move my tongue all over you
wanna feel you in my mouth
yep, that’s how you
eat an ice cream! 🙂
A GIRL Puts Her Fingers Near HOTEL MANAGER’S Lips.
MANAGER Kisses n sucks Each Finger….
GIRL: Tell Ur BOSS There Is No Tissue Paper In ur TOILET
Always start your day with a lot of… S E X
S – SMILE
E – ENERGY
X – XCITEMENT
so make S E X a daily habit, and youll always B SUCC SEX FUL! in LIFE.