Wife Sleeping, Suddenly Shouts,
Quick, My Husband Is Back.
Man Gets Up And Jumps Out Of The Window And Then Realize
Damn, I Am The Husband
So Friends What Do You Think. Who Is The Actual Sinner? 🙂
Men were born between the legs of a woman, yet men spend all their
Life and time trying to go back between the legs of a woman…… Why?
Because …:) 🙂 🙂 🙂
Home sweet home 🙂
There are 2 types of hooks
1st is cricket hook
2nd is brazer hook
1st is used to send ball outside the boundary
2nd is to control balls inside the boundary.
One Day A Bear And A Rabbit Were Walking Together In Jungle.
They Met A Fairy, She Granted Them 3 Wishes.
Bear: “Make All The Bears In This Area Female, Except Me.”
Rabbit: “Give Me A Helmet”
Bear Got Confused Seeing Rabbit’s Wish
Bear: “Make All Bears In This World Female, Except Me”
Rabbit: “Give Me A Bike”
Bear Thought That Rabbit Is Fool
Bear: “Make All The Bears In This World Female, Except Me”
Rabbit Sat On The Bike, And Drove Away Saying
Make This Bear Gay. :p
Three men go on holiday abroad together. The tourist office informs them that there is only one hotel in town with vacancies. The lads go along there, only to be told by reception that there is just one available room left in the hotel. They are not keen, but as it is their only option, they take the room for one evening and share its only bed.
That night, they all enjoy a good night’s sleep. In the morning, the guy on the right side of the bed says,
“I dream’t I had the best wank last night.”
The guy on the left side says,
“That’s funny, I had the exact same dream!”.
The guy in the middle says, “I dream’t I was skiing. 🙂
Q.By Bob: Which Kind Of Girls Wear Transparent Clothes? 😉
Answer By Sulu: “Those Girls Who Don’t Trust The Imagination Power Of A Boy“
Carlos calls his boss in the morning
“Ey, boss I no come work today I really sick. I got headache,
stomach ache, my legs hurt, I no work today.”
The boss says:
“You know Carlos I really need you today. When I feel like this I go
to my wife and tell her to give me a blowjob. That makes me feel
better and I can go to work. You should try that.”
2 hours later Carlos calls:
“Boss, I do what you say and I feel great, I’ll be at work soon. And
by the way, you got nice house.:bigeyes: